Grandma calms him down and pulls a plug in the floor to drain out his tears. She tells SpongeBob that he does not have to be a baby to get her love; he can kiss his grandma and still be an adult, because no matter how grown up he gets, she will always love him. Grandma gives him back his sideburns, hands him a cookie, and SpongeBob starts to feel better. He asks her to not bring this whole debacle up to everyone at the Krusty Krab, not knowing, however, that Squidward and all the Krusty Krab customers are watching from the window.
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Squidward is watching from the window while polishing from inside] SpongeBob: I sure did. Everybody's in a good mood today. Squidward: I love bursting your bubble, SpongeBob, but they're laughing at you, not with you. SpongeBob: Did I do something funny?
Squidward: Your forehead. Charlie: Hey, hey, Grandma's boy? There's nothing wrong with getting kisses from your grandma. Charlie: No, especially if you're a big baby who wears diapers!
Customers: All right already! Squidward: Cheer up, SpongeBob. I know someone who still likes you. SpongeBob: Really?
You do, Squidward? Squidward: Yeah, your grandma! SpongeBob tries getting the kiss off with his hand and a mop but nothing seems to work. SpongeBob: Me, too. Patrick: You're the most adult person I know. SpongeBob: Thanks, Patrick.
Patrick: You know how grandmas are, they love babies. You just can't act like a baby around her. SpongeBob: You're right, Patrick. Patrick: Have I ever not been right?
SpongeBob: Yeah! Oh, but I'm not sure I know how. Patrick: Allow me to demonstrate. First, puff out your chest. Okay, SpongeBob, you're ready! What are you gonna tell Grandma? SpongeBob: I'm a grown up! Patrick: No ifs, ands, or buts about it!
SpongeBob: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! Patrick: And then you get behind her and I'll push! SpongeBob: Patrick, we didn't say that. Patrick: Oh yeah, right. SpongeBob: All we need now is the icing on the maturity cake. Both of them take a pair and put them on] SpongeBob and Patrick: Sideburns! What a nice surprise. Come here and give your Granny her kissy-kissy. Patrick: Tell her like it is, SpongeBob, no more baby stuff. SpongeBob: He is right, Grandmother.
Kisses are for babies, which I am no longer. I have grown up. It is nature's way. Grandma: Oh, you are absolutely right. SpongeBob: I am? I mean, of course I am. Grandma: You will definitely not be treated like a baby around here ever again. SpongeBob: I am glad you see it my way, grandmother. SpongeBob: [chuckles] Sorry, grandmother, we adults don't partake in the consumption of sweets, right, Pat Everyone Else : Hey, fuck you, asshole!
Grandma: SpongeBob, the president was kidnapped by ninjas and you're sitting here with that boner looking at my titties, you fuck! Squidward : You're like those sponges that clean dishes, SpongeBob! SpongeBob : Really?
You mean it, you retard? Squidward : Yeah, you fuck-face! Alec Baldwin 's an asshole! SpongeBob : Isn't this great? My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg! SpongeBob : Everything the light touches? Patrick : Simba was a bitch! Everyone knows that!
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